Written by: Mike Tomorrow Steve Jobs will take the stage to unveil the new iPhone. These annual events are to Apple fanatics what the Christmas Eve Midnight Mass by the Pope is to Catholics. The dirty little secret about these events is that they are boring to watch expect for the 10 seconds where Jobs is actually holding the product and you see it for the first time. So assuming you have nothing to do tomorrow night when Apple gets around to posting video of the event, and you want to get a nice Monday night drunk going, continue reading to learn the rules!

Written by: Mike Over the weekend Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Roy “Doc” Halladay threw just the 20th complete game in MLB history. It would be much more amazing if Dallas Braden of the Oakland A’s didn’t throw the 19th just 3 weeks ago. Could it be that we are finally back to balancing out the game, and returning to the roots of baseball? Or is this just a statistical blip?

Written by: Mike You have to have been living in Christina Aguilera’s sex dungeon to not have heard about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico this past month (or maybe you’ve been too preoccupied with the oil spill you haven’t seen her new video…). At this point, the spill is the largest in the history of the country, with every living, breathing Republican looking to capitalize on the current administrations response (or lack thereof) towards the event. The environmentalists are all crying the end of the world as the Democrats look to save face in what is sure to be a landmark event in the Obama years.

Written by: Mike Every now and then we need a break from the usual political drivel on the site. Instead of quoting a CNN article, or trying to conjure up a referendum on world piece, it’s sometimes refreshing to take a different, less serious approach.
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Written by: Mike In a story that could really only come from Japan, a robot named I-Fairy conducted the nuptials in a wedding between a Japanese couple this past weekend. I’m not a guru on traditional Japanese weddings, but I think it’s safe to say that a 4 foot tall robot didn’t preside over Hideki Matsui’s wedding. But there had to be a good reason why the robot married the two… right?

Written by: Mike Typically we see politics spilling over into sports; lawmakers looking to make a name for themselves by investigating a league or owners playing the politics game to get a new stadium. Very rarely do we see sports spill over into politics. But with the new immigration law in Arizona, a few groups are taking the chance to make a statement. The Governor of Arizona took the time recently to discuss why she passed the law she did, but in terms even Joe the Plumber can understand.

Written by: Patrick Galvin Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed additional measures onto Arizona’s new illegal immigration law, intended to ensure that racial profiling does not become an issue regarding its implementation.
