This kid gets absolutely demolished by a huge runaway snowball going down the hill. Things like this are why for a split second I think “sure is fun to live in the northeast”. Granted, my friends and I did some stupid things back in the day, but nothing quite like this.
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A company called Ideal Creations unveiled a lens filter for cell phone cameras at the 2010 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas over the weekend. This filter will block out all visible light, essentially turning your cell phone into an infrared camera. Like you would expect, this is their sales pitch
Our powerful IR Filter will allow your cell phone camera to see though a thin fabric such as blouses, pantes, or swim suits.
Anyone else feel violated? I’m sure all the ladies out there who’s goodies are worth looking at are petrified of the shady guy walking around the streets with his camera after reading this. And for good cause; you shouldn’t be allowed to just passively check out chicks tits without them knowing. Either build up the confidence and go woo her back to your place, or drive down the street and find someone who will show you for money. Cell phone peeping is just weird and creepy.
You can buy this device for 15 bucks from the companies website, but if you are that desperate to see boobs, you probably already knew about this months ago during the initial prototyping stage. And if you don’t know what prototyping is, you probably don’t need this product as you’ve seen it all already. This one is clearly for the nerds…
The “first” interactive sex robot has officially been designed by True Companion, LLC in New Jersey. The difference is this robot focuses on “conversation” as opposed to life-like movement. Supposedly.
Story from AP (Courtesy of Yahoo! News):
LAS VEGAS – A New Jersey company says it has developed “the world’s first sex robot,” a life-size rubber doll that’s designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement.
At a demonstration at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on Saturday, the dark-haired, negligee-clad robot said “I love holding hands with you” when it sensed that its creator touched its hand.
I say that in bed all the time. No, really. I’m very sensitive, or so my therapist tells me.
It has touch sensors at strategic locations and can sense when it’s being moved. But it can’t move on its own, not even to turn its head or move its lips. The sound comes out of an internal loudspeaker.
Awww! Conversation my ass. The first company to make this kind of robot will probably make a lot more money than these folks in New Jersey.
“The sex robot thing is marketing — it’s really about making a companion,” he said.
A companion? Isn’t that what you know… people are for??? Wives? Husbands? Whores? Call me old-fashioned, but I’m gonna “hold hands” with people for right now.
Dude Deadlifts 329 Pounds Then Passes Out – Watch more Funny Videos
On one hand I’m incredibly impressed with the initial lift. 300+ pounds is a solid effort. On the other hand, you can’t pass out 5 seconds after, save that for the locker room. All the chicks he just impressed were immediately turned off. Way to go dude.
#5 – Green Day 21 Guns
A great band at the beginning of the decade, a great band at the end of the decade. Enough said.
#4 – Black Eyed Peas Rock that Body
Say what you want about this group, but at the end of the day they bring the energy. Much better than hearing Daughtry sing a slow song in the middle of times square.
#3 – Jay-Z & Rihanna – Run this Town / Umbrella
If Green Day was great throughout the decade, then Jay-Z was unstoppable. Probably one of the greatest runs of any musician in the last 30 years. The Blueprint 1,2 and now 3 has at least 4 of the top 10 hip hop songs of the decade. Best part about this performance, he just leaves the stage after his solo in Umbrella, you can see him literally walking off the stage. “PEACE!”
#2 – Travis Pastrana Jumps 250+ feet over water
Odds are you missed this regardless of where you celebrated. ESPN isn’t the first thing that comes to mind for new years eve programming, but this was just awesome.
#1 – Justin Beiber
This is the greatest performance I’ve ever seen. I was literally fell off my couch in tears and laughter as I watched this. Whoever came up with the idea for a 13 year old white kid with long hair and a walking boot on his right leg to try and rap is pure genius. This sets the bar incredibly high for the best unintentional comedy video of the new year.
The Christmas morning I opened a brand new SNES with Super Mario World was one of the top 3 Christmases of my life. I played the game religiously for the next year… I’d just keep going back and replaying it trying to find new things I missed the first time.
So now, as an adult watching these videos of Mario as a drug addicted, unemployed plumber bring me back to those wonderful childhood moments playing the game. Enjoy this!
Before you watch the video, lets briefly discuss the elephant in the room.
Yes, this man is Japanese. Yes, the Japanese like anime, and it doesn’t surprise me at all that this sort of thing happened. There, I said it. I’m apparently a racist.
Is anyone else reading this (who isn’t from Japan) the slightest bit concerned? Are we headed to a world where it is acceptable to partake in the sacrament of marriage with a virtual being? And you thought the gay rights movement was crazy; just wait until this sort of thing catches on with lonely, depressed 45 year old men in America. There won’t be enough Pokemon characters to go around!
This is the legitimate definition of giving up. In honor of this achievement(? not really sure what else to call it), I’m revealing my 5 levels of “giving up” as it pertains to relationships.
Level 1 – Free Internet Porn
No one is going to fault you for basking in the warm glow of your monitor watching a dirty movie every now and then. But don’t substitute a good 30 minute jerk for a potential hook-up on a Friday night.
Level 2 – Paid Internet Porn
So you’ve passed the first threshold. You are now a member of Brazzers.com*. You have access to an entire vault of porn, more than you probably ever imagined. You begin to learn the pornstars by name, and even begin to develop a fondness for some of them (she sucks a great dick is a really nice person!) You get legitimately excited when you see new material from one of them.
Level 3 -Anime Porn
Sadly, after watching so much porn you could recognize stars by the birth marks on their inner thighs, but had trouble with their face, you realize you need a real change. You turn to porn which is animated. Now, things that are physically impossible for a human to do, sickos with a pen and drawing pad can make it happen. You like this, and repeat steps 1 & 2, only this time its with fictional people**. This is the final level you can change your life. Should you move to Level 4 its all over.
Level 4 – Interactive, Scripted, Fake Relationship with Fictional Character
You become infatuated to such a degree with one particular character, that you begin to actually think you are in a relationship with them. You ask them what to cook for dinner and what TV show you want to watch together. Since your ‘partner’ is never going to want to do something you don’t want to (remember… this is fake – you are making all the decisions, kind of like being in a real relationship in the 1700’s when women didn’t have opinions or feelings) you move to the final step.
Level 5 – A Real Marriage of a Fictional Character
See the video above. If you reach this level may god have mercy on your soul. Filling for divorce years later will not be worth it. You are so emotionally damaged at this point, no real woman will want to be within 50 feet of you. Sorry.
* I don’t intend on going to Level 2, but how about a free 1 month membership for the plug? Since I wouldn’t be paying for it, I see no faults in this plan. Make it happen! I’ll even do a favorable review of the site.
** Say what you want about porn stars, but they are at least real human beings. They may not have a soul after some of the things they can get talked into doing on camera for money, but they are apparently very real people.
